best-of-turnblr:

IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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swordyke:

swordyke:

i think we should publicly execute elon musk

we need to hunt him for sport

(via bummrd)

hungwy:

hungwy:

hungwy:

can not pick this burrito up bc its heavy and im scared it’ll bust a fat burrito nut if i lift it so its positioned like a meat obelisk for me to deepthroat

This is the most unattractive thing ive ever eaten. It’s drooling and slouching

im light headed from laughing

(via romatomato529)

twilightisgaynow:

people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled

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funereal-disease:

funereal-disease:

Do fanfic discoursers ever…read anything other than fanfiction? Like, I feel like it’s only possible to be this horrified by problematic fanworks if you’ve never actually read a book.

Then again, if your only engagement with media is Marvel movies, that explains a lot about why you’d be so blindsided by anything that smacks of moral complexity.

Do they know what’s in books? Or do they sincerely think that all media has the emotional and thematic depth of a PG-13 blockbuster franchise, and naughty fandom pervs are introducing previously unprecedented elements to this uniformly tepid world?

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snaacks:

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

(via romatomato529)

khubleesi:

dibeediboop:

when equipment screens don’t actually pause the game

I WAITED 10 SECONDS FOR THE GIF TO LOAD AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED

(Source: deeeeebidiboop, via romatomato529)

ceilingcow:

I absolutely cannot stop thinking about whether Fallout 76 should have dogs or not… because look… every game could be improved by adding dogs but also if BongLord420 kills my dog we’re absolutely going to have a John Wick situation on our hands, except Keanu didn’t have the nuclear launch codes.

(via theleftnostril)

emosad420:

abolishtocreate:

capatalismnt:

capatalismnt:

The USA are a hellscape

things are lookin bad fellas

(Source: cultural-marxist-sjew-agitprop)

greelin:

greelin:

love adding -ed to the dumbest shit. love unnecessarily conjugating verbs. poppedcorn. oranged juice. that corn? popped. the juice? it’s been oranged

[wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night] ………………….cheesed burger

(via ruethos)

spendsmyspookychange:

here’s the thing: ariana grande has been through so much shit. there’s the manchester bombing, mac dying, pete treating her like an object, the fact that she struggles with major anxiety, and many more things. when mac died, it was obvious that she was extremely upset and where was pete? off doing interviews and not with her. he said he was proud when bill clinton was eyeing her up. he treats her like an object. she doesn’t deserve any more sadness or heartbreak, but i’m so glad they ended it. she deserves someone who treats her like a queen and not an object. she deserves someone who loves her and cares for her. she deserves someone better than pete. i hope she feels okay and isn’t upset. i truly hope the best for both of them

(Source: spendsmychange, via killaqueens)